h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was going to write a message but now I think it would be pointless, so I'll just Cogitate (Hope you have a dictionary)i am about 60 or so older than a High School boy/girl so it will be pointless saying that I live in Australia, so are in the Atipodes (see above) I can remember High School as fun but scary too, there was a war at the time I lived in England and to one day look out of the Classroom window (I did that a lot) to see a Balloon Barrage Balloon struck by Lightning and come-down in flames.
Can you beat that?
Keep studying!
Jack

Bald Eagle tastes like owl
owl tastes like cat
cat tastes sorta like rat
which tastes something like old shoe...
Shoe rhymes with do and do and roo rhyme.
But nothing rhymes with orange? Borange? Dorange? Oorange??

I guess I like steak, and fries! Fries are awesome! So is sugar and swords! I like swords! And computers and DNA!

But back to what I was saying...

Does everything taste like chicken? or does chicken taste like everything??
-RA Pointless