h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was way too windy for boomerangs, and I couldn't find the wind brake for my 8' stunter. So I flew this cheesy little Gyro Copter thing that had never really flown 'cause it takes a lot of wind. I had a blast because the gusts were blowing it all over and it was really hard to keep in the air. Finally got my $9.00 worth out of it.

All right, now I've been to your page. Where are you in NY? I'm about 20 minutes from Niagara Falls. Very close to Buffalo, and I've been across the state, to NYC.

"If you go down to Willow Farm,
to look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies.
Open your eyes, it's full of surprise, everyone lies,
like the fox on the rocks,
and the musical box.
Oh, there's Mum and Dad, and good and bad,
and everyone's happy to be here."

Alicat*

Cool,

I live in Cambridge, about 40 minutes above Albany. I've never been to the Falls, but I was in Buffalo once. I worked for Osmose Wood Preserving and was there for a plant tour.

We've got everything, we're growing everything. we've got some in, we've got some out, we've got some WILD things FLOATING about. Everyone, we're changing EVERYONE. You name them all we've had them here, and the real start is soon to appear! All change.

"Feel your body melt;
Mum to mud to mad to dad
Dad diddly office, Dad diddly ofice
You're all full of ball

Dad to dam to dum to mum
Mum diddly washing, mum diddly washing
You're all full of ball
Let me hear your lies, we're living this up to the eyes.
Ooee-ooee-ooee-aa
Momma I want you now."

I looked you up in my atlas. Well, I found Albany, anyway.