h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for the helpful tips and the guide links. I'll no doubt innundate you with a whole load of stupid questions in the future, but for now I just wanted to say thanks. Twice in fact. Wow - talk about pathetically grateful.....

That's alright, don't mention it.

So where are you hiding out then Lucan? And how did you survive undetected all these years?

Key tip for hiding out. Pick somewhere where no-one else would possibly want to go by choice. I couldn't afford the train ticket to Stoke On Trent so I stuck myself in my second choice; Reading. Nowhere more beige in the south of England or your money back.

Running for election eh? What's your policy on pardoning aristocratic alleged murderers who didn't-do-it-honestly-guv?

Good point. Alleged aristo murderes who didn't do it but htave been hiding for some time will of course have a suspicion of guilt hanging over them. I will try to do for them what Daniel Day Lewis did for the Guildford four. Long life Pete Postelthaite.