h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Devastated by Mark Williams losing the World Championship to the evil Stephen Hendry. Oh well, I'm sure he'll win it next year. Stephen Hendry - piles of money, 7 world championships - why's he always look so pissed off?

Alright, Already I can see that talking about sport with you Jen, could get messy. What makes Stephan Hendry evil, could it be because he is the greatest snooker player that the world has ever seen, could it be because he holds almost every world record in the feild of snooker, could it be because he is Scottish, I hope not because I'm Scottish. Please confrim what makes him "evil" then I may be able to sleep at nights.

Bond.

I think you are taking the word "evil" far more seriously than I intended it to be taken, and it's nothing to do with the fact that he's Scottish.

What has it got to do with then?

Right... I wanted Williams to win, mostly cos he's Welsh. Like I say on my page, my nationality is a bit confused, but it's mostly a mixture of Irish and Welsh, so I tend to like to see people from those counties do well. The "evil" thing was really not intended to offend anyone, it wasn't meant seriously, and the other thing I said was just because I'd noticed that Stephen Hendry never seems to look the happiest of people, but I dunno, maybe that's just cos he's very focused on the game. Sorry if I've offended you, but none of it was intended as a personal insult to Hendry, it was just something to put as a journal entry for that day.

just realised I said "counties" where I meant "countries". I'm doing an English degree and I can't even spell...

I know how you feel, I sat my Higher English exam on Tuesday, and my spelling is atrot... atroati..., not very good.