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April 1, 2000
Apathy Man Started conversation Apr 2, 2000
This morning I woke up, had a cold shower and a light breakfast and then spent the rest of the morning searching for a life (roughly twenty minutes worth). The search ultimately proved fruitless as all lives I encountered in my travels proved to be in use by someone else. My intial optmism dashed, I returned home sadly and spent the rest of the day counting the rings around my belly-button.
Oh well, tomorrow is another day!
April 1, 2000
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Apr 6, 2000
How many rings did you count? 
I have two.
April 1, 2000
Apathy Man Posted Apr 7, 2000
I have seven, which may explain why I don't go swimming much (that, and my unnatural pathological fear of sharks to the point where I avoid any body of water larger than a bathtub).
Oh well, things could always be worse 
April 1, 2000
alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste) Posted Apr 7, 2000
Well of course it could be worse. You COULD have 11.
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