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Zozzie Dolittle Started conversation Mar 31, 2000
Hello Riley, I hope you are well! What do you think the conspiracy is in your house? Is your bum still itchy? The postman is probably delivering secret letters to help the conspiracy. Is your bum still itchy? Are your sure your Canadian? How can you tell? Is your bum still itchy? 
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 31, 2000
Hi there... ~grin~... me knows what it's like with an itchy wossname... big troubles... and hoomans so hate to see us scratching don't they ... ~bigger grin~
Me an ACE and its my job... and very proud me is of having it... to welcome you to h2g2... ~Greebo nods happily~... hmmm.. let me point you in the direction of some pages you might like to visit...
New user page:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
ACEs (Assistant Community Editors) Homepage:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
The H2G2 post (community newspaper):-
http://www.h2g2.com/U54963
Greebo's Party:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A231760
Greebo & Oss' Word Game:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A259436
Of course you can go anywhere you like... ~grin~... join in conversations... all researchers will welcome you.... we are so nice here... come visit me by clicking on the link above this message... ~grin~... you know the one that says Greebo T. Cat. ACE ... plenty is always happening there....
Have fun... and if you have any question... don't hesitate to ask...
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Peregrin Posted Apr 1, 2000
Hi. I'm a falcon, and Greebo T. Cat is very nice and has promised not to chase me. So if you chase Greebo I'll have to beat you up. (as far as a small bird can beat up a sheepdog)
Welcome to H2G2 by the way.
I'm bilingual, so if you didn't understand the above, woof WOOF woof. Grr. Woof. Woof woof woof woof. Yap. Yap. Grrwoof. Woof woof. (Woof) Woof woof.
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GreeboTCat Posted Apr 1, 2000
Hey Pere~grin~.. me not think that Zozzie would mean me any harm... er... at least me hopes not...
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Zozzie Dolittle Posted Apr 10, 2000
Greebo, is it possible that Pere was talikg about riley, and not me? Although ofcourse I wouldn't chase you. Unless we were playing!
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GreeboTCat Posted Apr 10, 2000
Me had not thought of that... ~grin~.. nice to know you wouldn;t chase me... as me is not very fast as my belly rubs against the floor when me runs... ~grin~
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