h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Messing about with mud seems to be my favourite pastime at the moment. After looking at my garden and getting fed up with its overall greenness, I've borrowed a couple of tools to resolve my dilemma. The best one being a mini excavator which, with the help of a couple of liquid tons of water has made my resting area a lovely shade of brown with lumps. Of course lots of levers and buttons made the experience a very happy one, as I have now made the biggest mud pies in the world (unless there is a smart alec who read this and tries to surpass a quarter of an acre of soil soup)