h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~grin~... nice picture you have on your homepage... me looked upon it... and thought for a while... 'oh what a simply cute and lovable feline that is...' ~grin~... and then me realised it was me...

isn't it just the most lovely picture you have ever seen? i must say that the picture fits the personality to a tee .
AA

oh dear!, i just realized that i forgot to mention that i used your question on doughnut addiction in this Post, i hope you do not mind...if you like you can go over and take a look at it though it will be gone in a couple of days because the next issue is due out soon .
AA

Me will pop over now and have a read... ~grin~... me likes reading the post... over a nice cold glass of milk and a doughnut or 2...

Me popped... ans me is so glad that you believe doughnuts are good... ~grin~

i am pleased that you did not mind me using it ...i know i had answered your question already but i just thought it was a good question and one that needed to be put in the Post for all the silent sufferers of this addiction to doughnuts so that they could know there was nothing wrong with them
AA

Me understands totally... but as you know... mine is not an addiction... me has to eat them for health reasons...

for health reasons?? dear Greebo, please explain....
AA

~grin~... Well it would be very unhealthy for people not to give me them...

i see, i would not want that to happen so i will make sure you always have plenty of doughnuts and milk when you are here with me
AA

Why thankyou Aunty... ~grin~... you are kindness itself... ~another grin~... but me must ask... why are you not in this weeks POST... me has missed you...

oh my, i am so sorry dear Greebo i don't know why but for some reason no one asked my advice this week it greatly upset me as i am so used to being able to reply to the questions, it is something i look forward to ....i hope this is not because they are dissapointed in me or anything, i really would love to keep writing for the Post and hope to have someone ask my advise again soon ...
AA

Oh dear Poor AA is being neglected in my absence! I fear that it is all my fault I will have to make amends!
shazz

it is not your fault my dear, you cannot help it if no one had anything they wanted to ask me this week .....
AA

I foresee lots of problems in my future, so I may well have to ask for your advice fairly soon again
shazz

Me has another problem Aunty... some poeple have told me that they think me is egocentric... me is not sure what it means but me is rather upset at it... if me wasn't such a wonderful cat with a great sense of humour and rather cute as well .. if you don't mind me sayng so... ~grin~... me would stop grinning altogether...

oh, my dear Greebo, you are not egocentric at all . you are only being honest with everyone as to how fantastic you and others feel you are. there is nothing wrong with being proud of your kindness, beauty and intelligence. i personally feel that the only ones who would be upset by this would be the ones that are jealous of you and wish that they could be more like you. so you just keep that wonderful grin on your fuzzy face and do not worry about what other people think
AA

~Greebo grins beutifically...~ You are simply the best... better than all the rest... ~grin~... hmmm... that sounds like a song... ~Greebo hums to herself~... maybe me should become a lyric writer... that one just came off the top of my head you know...

Greebo dear, you are just the most amazing cat i have ever seen, your talents never cease to amaze me
AA

Me knows... but what can one do... ~Greebo spreads her paws wide~