h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well here i am.....MadMunk has left for a bit and i am in charge for keeping his page spiffy....you know, now cobwebs forming on the pics or dust bunnies under the links......also must keep the glass shiny clean so when visiters stop by they don't have to look at the page through a haze or anything
must admit it is kind of spooky in here alone.....that dragon down there worries my slightly but maybe i am just being paranoid.
ok....i'd best get busy here or it will get ahead of me.....now where is that feather duster???......
the page sitter

Yep, you all listen to Monsy now, and don't go vandalising my page while i'm away!
(Don't worry monshari, the dragon won't harm ya, it'll protect ya!)

Great!!!!..... i feel much better now knowing you have spoken to the dragon for me ..... i promise to watch over your page while you are away and make sure everything stays in tiptop shape
the page sitter

I am in your debt Thank you!

If you ever need any help monshari with the Donkey work (you know, mopping the screen, dusting feeding the dragon) just let me know. I'd be glad to help.

Cheers Dolphin Girl, nice to know people care.

I ain't gonna muck out the dragon for ya'

Well, it's a dirty job, but SOMEONE'S got to do it...

Dolphin Girl....thanks i could use some help i think as MadMunk does have a rather large home to care for
as for Pastey....i will handle the dragon muck so you won't have to worry about that part of it...i have changed my share of dirty diapers so i am pretty much muck proof LOL!!!!
the page sitter

The dragon's still in nappies? (yes I'm british) How much does he have the bride the dustmen to take THEM away?

oh let's just say that the treasure he is protecting is getting mighty scarce...........won't be much longer and it will all be spent on nappie removal fees
the page sitter

well...here i am...pagsitting for the GREAT MADMUNK while he is away...i have travelled through his great page and made sure everything is in good order..........so far i have found the dragon to be quite enjoyable, he is actually kind of shy but once you get him chatting he doesn't want to stop ...........
the pagesitter

Will you do me a favour,forums for me? coz if people talk to me thinking i'm still here (which, incidently, i'm not.....), then they might get a bit offended if i don't reply..... Thanx
BTW, it's VERY hot out here, and it's only the night....

*TV's Frink wanders in, notices the Monshari Security System lurking in the corner, and runs for the safety of his own page*

it is ok Frink...do not worry, i will not harm you as long as your intentions here are noble ......please do come back and visit sometime soon as i would LOVE the company
monsy

well, i have just returned from my rounds on MadMunks page and all looks to be in order there. Had a scare earlier when it was brought to my attention that someone out there was attempting to do something dasterdly to his page but it seems that the culprit was just all fluff and no more for i see no signs of trouble at least not yet but i intend to keep my eyes peeled just in case.....
the pagesitter

everything is quite here....just feeding the dragon ....he seems to love the treats i have been bringing him....must remember not to feed him to much though or he will not be any good for attack purposes. I must say our security system works quite well.....seemed to of left Fairly Strange in quite a prediciment LOL!!!
teach him to mess with the Posse!!!!
the pagesitter

Well your security couldn't keep out a Cornish man , thanks for looking but shame your Welsh really!?!
But hey you can't have all the luck. Oh, you can look at me, I'm:
1, good looking
2, Cornish
3, good at rugby
4, not Welsh

So what's so bad about being Welsh?!?!?!?!.. okay, don't answer that one....

hello there madmunk ........how do you like these here jokes????...seems your buddy saber does not like them at all as we have not seen him around at all lately
monsy