h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You certainly have my support. Just show me where to sign.

Likewise comrade, you have my backing. Up the Reds!.

Thankyou for your support comrades... here are some addresses you need:

The Pre-election poll:
A218819

The real polling booth. Opens in one hour as i type:
A374997

---RedFish

Done.

Thanks, your support is appreciated

So when do we get the result of this election then?

Voting for fish, are we now?
That can't be healthy, you know.

Ignore him, Big Mr. T is trying to influence us with Peregrin propaganda
Can't blame him for trying........

yeah, he must have seen the polls... poor peregrin.... (he will probably still beat us tho)

Each week the weekly totals will be published and the final result is realsed on the 15th I think..

No, I've not seen the polls, but I know for a fact: the public are stupid, and therefore won't Vote Peregrin.
Not that I think RedFish is a sub-standard candidate. Just a bit 'wet around the gills'.
Hahahaha! HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHA! HA....
oh.

Oh really. So where are these polls or am I not allowed to see them.

Its at A218819, I did tell you that before

Oh right...Now I feel stupid.

Wow. The reds are second. Down by 11% last I looked.

We're second?!. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!.

Yeah, I double took. The sample may be completely unrepresentative. I think I made up like 0.8% which is too much. But second in any poll's good.

*Does a Merry Dance*