h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, my Physics teacher hardcore pissed me off today. This is how I fell about Physics stuff:

GOD-DAMN STUPID NON-INTERACTIVE PHYSICS! This is f******g BULLS**T! I am never allowed to do anything! Everyone else is allowed to F*****G do whatever, but because I have a stupid f*****g FICTITIOUS reputation for breaking s**t, I AM NOT ALLOWED! So what if I am enthusiastic and want to learn s**t! So what if I did burn out a couple of light bulbs last year. It is not like I did it just for the sake of doing it! IT IS F*****G BULLS**T! This class BLOWS ASS! It is a stupid f*****g spectator and formula course. We have only done 1 interactive thing! ONLY 1! All we ever do is fricking sit around doing god-damn stupid equations that do not mirror the real world at all! We call this course "Natural Philosophy" or "The Study of how the Universe Works" but everything we do CAN NOT happen in the real world! We have never done any s**t that would actually happen in our f*****g universe! And then when I try to make suggestions on types of questions which we could do that would reflect the real world, I GET A BIG F*****G NO! And that is because it would "Make things complicated!" GOOD! I want stuff that will challange me! It will stimulate me! Get me INTERESTED! F**k, and when I even try to bring up a serious topic, or I have a great point or answer, all I get is a surprised look! You guy's wont f*****g listen to anything I say because I am the supposed "CLASS CLOWN!" Well that's F*****G BULLS**T! I'm f*****g surrounded by people that don't even want to fricking associate with me! My TEACHER f*****g avoids me like the Plague! Is it really so bad to want to learn stuff? To get my hands dirty? Delve into the inner workings of the universe???

I GUESS F*****G SO!!

THIS CLASS IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HORSE S**T!!!

~Tyler Sabourin directed towards his Physics 12 class and teacher.

Dude, I agree with you on the most part about the class. I really love our class, but I wish we would apply some of it to real life. The best day we have had so far was on the merry go round, I didnt understand much of the "Ac=V^2/R" stuff, but I did after we did that. Plus it would be a lot of fun to play a prank on someone. Hehe, we should do that one day to like my little sister. LOL.



Lucas

LOL!