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FYI. I didn't know that the word you kept using was non-censored in this galaxy, by that I mean the anachronym for FORNICATION UNDER CARNAL KNOWLEDGE.
I should have known someone as yourself would start foaming at the mouth at the mere hint of constructive critcism. I must bring to your attention that I found your language to be very violent. Proving my theory as expounded in my last correspondance with you.
Just to give you a little more backround on one of your favorite words, I believe it was at the Battle of Hastings, anyone can jump in here and correct me as to the exact battle, but the English were using the long bow to fight the French. The French had been ordered to cut of the middle finger of the English which they used to pull the English long bow, the act was called plucking the long bow. At the end of the day, the English had overwhelmed the Frogs, and yelled down to them "We can still "Pluck You!" The froggies ran back home and with their accent used the "F" sound in pronoucing the word Pluck in the explaination of how they had been routed so rudely by the English.
The English held up their middle finger as they said "We can still Pluck YOU! and thus was the beginning of the physical insult of raising the middle finger to some one!
I love your verbosity and thanks for your reply, however vulgarity is a form of verbal violence and never appropriate.
I hope you will listen to some Beatle records, in the interest of World Peace begin with John Lennon's classic "Imagine".
Don't forget "All you need is love".
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP

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p.p.p.s! I don't really have too much testosterone. I'm sorta a runt, 6 feet tall, about 145 pounds. I wish I was a disgruntled 17 year old with too much testoterone... but unfortuneatly i'm not.

-nWo-

Disgrunteled 17 year old please grow up, this is an open forum, you can hint, you can be suggestive, but don't be offensive. I can recemend a few specalist usenet newsgroups if you want?

JLC, nearly right, battle of Aigincourt during 100years war.

Be happy

Ok I've got some time to burn, so here goes with a full and proper comment on things said, read this as an adjunct to my last posting. Slade you say swearwords are common, your right they are but most people use them in the appropriate place. At school you don't use profanities when you talk to your teacher's do you? You wouldn't swear in front of a four year old would you? There is a time and a place for everything, and an open forum that anybody of any age or moral background could read is not it. Go over to the 'STUMPED' forum ( http://www.h2g2.com/F39392?thread=73469&latest=1 ) you will see that thing can get totally outrageous without resorting to offensive language. You talk of self censorship, I agree if you don't want to see porn you don't watch playboyTV, if you do its your choice and don't complain if however you see the samething on MTV in the middle of the afternoon then you have every right to complain, I'm afraid what your doing falls into the MTV category. If you want to know all about self censorship on why not visit the 'Internet Content Rating Association' at 'http://www.icra.org/', every site I design is rated with them, if you want to use adult language go find a site that carries an 18 rating. In so much as it is possible I believe the internet should be self censored because if we do not do it ourselves governments will (don't tell me they don't have the technology because that's only a matter of time). There will always have to be a certain minimum amount of external censorship (take a look at an unrestricted Usenet newsgroup server if you want to know why), however through self-censorship we can keep that external censorship to a minimum. Wrestling, you don't help your case by comparing it to Roman Gladiatorial fights, my housemate is a big WWF fan, he freely admits it not the most intellectual thing on the planet. The words he uses to describe wrestling are "It's the best soap-opera on tv", not a statement I would agree with but a lot more realistic than your ramblings. I shall leave with a few words Slade: Grow up and pratice what you preach - Self Censorship JLC: Hope you don't mind me fighting your battle's but guy is a ....! Everyone Else: Be Happy :-P

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p.p.p.s. Happydude i don't appreciate you calling me a bitch. But I like the smiley face!

p.p.p.p.s. I just read those rules... wow, you couldn't have a more broader set of rules in the world! Like what if someone makes a joke which is completely harmless to 10,000 people, but 1 person thinks it's abusive... what would you reprimand the person who wrote the joke??? Like come on!!! Personally i'd tell the one person who was "abused" to get a sense of humour and if they can't then stay away from the funnymans page!

I like the no spitting rule though! I made a joke about it in one of my first journals... it's very funny, but then I geuss if we go by the "rules" it could be very obscene! So could a sentence that had the word clitoris in it. Some people would scream about that even though they didn't have a clue in what context it was being used in.

But, i'm tired of all these people finally coming to my page just to verbally abuse, and insult my intelligence, and just say nasty things about me! Why can't you just ignore me like you did before.

~Tyler!

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Take a look at my page and you will see I'm not a member of the loony right, what I am saying is don't give the loony right ammo. In an open forum (as opposed to a resricted one) you got to be careful, you can hint, you can be suggestive but thats all, as I said there are forums with far more outragious content, but they are not as explicet. If you don't want the internet censerd think before you act.

When did I use the B word?

Just a point of referance I've no problem with F*** or F***** or A******, when used in the right context

Hiya! So did you like my little reply? LOL! hey, I truly am sorry for my language. I will try to keep it to a minimum, and will try even harder not to use it as in an "abusive" way towards other people that are part of this online community! (But i didn't say anythin about people at my school! as long as it's my or one of my friends journals. even then i'll watch myself.) Usually i will censor my self, like do the whole @#$%$@ or sh*t or f&^k thing, but JLC touched on a hot subject with out backing up her comments. that really gets my goat. Like you don't see me going onto her page and saying sh^t about her, without knowing any facts about her. (not that i would go onto any random person page and badmouth them.) So what i'm trying to say is that, the swearing will go back to the usual (which is censored, except for in 3am rave sessions, which are in my journal, and i usually apologize for my language).

But anyways, you sound like a good guy, so I won't make anymore b.s. postings. LOL! That really is a cool smiley face! What exactly is that second F word though?

So what did you think of my last big post? You know, the one with the crying and juvi and stuff?? Man I couldn't stop laughing while I was writing that! Most of the stuff at the end was bogus... like the phsyc's and juvi... but I must say, it's a hilarious read.

But hey, you have to read it in the right context!

Oh! If you haven't already, take a look at my new intro!
Ciao!

~Slade

Nice intro, 2nd F word same as 1st but with ing at the end.

Visit my page you see that I have an alert box you might want to try one.

Be Happy

Cool! How did you do that??

~Tyler

Click edit page.

make sure you in HTML or GuideML mode and add the following


<!-- Hide script from old browsers

alert("Your Message Here ! ")

// End hiding script from old browsers -->

Thanks! Now how did you make that sweet smiley face? lol!

~Tyler

Goto

http://www.h2g2.com/DontPanic-Cool#1

for the full lowdown on smiley's

Cool!
now if I could only find out how to get the blue smiley face! lol!

~Tyler

I heard that if you find that out H2G2 hire you on the spot?