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Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem! Started conversation Apr 27, 2001
I love the way you write.
Its great! Will you marry me?
jk<-- 
Visit here and read my guide entry?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U171196
Bye
-Zalisander.
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Lear (the Unready) Posted Apr 29, 2001
I don't normally go around marrying complete strangers, Zalisander, but I might make an exception in the case of one with such impeccable judgement. You'd be condemning yourself to a life of noble poverty though, I'm afraid, as I have no idea how to make money out of my considerable talents... 
Good luck with your own writing, BTW. Have you tried the h2g2 Writer's Workshop @ http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Writing-Workshop They're a friendly lot down there and sometimes they even give good advice, if you coax them enough...
All the best, Lear
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Zalisander, Muse of Mayhem! Posted Apr 30, 2001
Huh, my writing not good enough? I dont want to marry you after all...
well maybe i still do but i can assure you that i DO know how to use MY considerable talents!
I'll visit there anyway just to make you happy. (Its a good idea to make a few concessions at this early point in the relationship,lol)
My considerable talent lies in painting. i am an artist.
-Zalisander.
Ps artist is just code word for ambitious person who really hasnt got much but intends to have a lot more!
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