h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello... ~grin~... hope you are enjoying yourself here at h2g2.. ~bigger grin~... you will find us to be a friendly group of like minded people... and me thinks that you will come to think of us all as good friends...

Me an ACE and its my job... and very proud me is of having it... to welcome you to h2g2... ~Greebo nods happily~... hmmm.. let me point you in the direction of some pages you might like to visit...

New user page:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
ACEs (Assistant Community Editors) Homepage:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
The H2G2 post (community newspaper):-
http://www.h2g2.com/U54963
Greebo's Party:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A231760
Greebo & Oss' Word Game:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A259436

Of course you can go anywhere you like... ~grin~... join in conversations... all researchers will welcome you.... we are so nice here... come visit me by clicking on the link above this message... ~grin~... you know the one that says Greebo T. Cat. ACE ... plenty is always happening there....

Have fun... and if you have any question... don't hesitate to ask...

Thank you for the welcome. After I get the hang of the GuideML I'll start posting a bit more. Well back to work.

Don't worry about GuideML - that's what us subs are here for - you can always post in plain text and change it later if you want!

Thanks for the tip. Actually I'm starting to get the hang of it. I feel I've gotten so removed from actually writing web pages, thanks to tools like Front Page, that typing everything and using my dictionary insted of the spell checker does wonders.

Oh God - H2G2 is faaaaaaaar better than frontpage - the HTML it comes up with is completely correct and lovely, as opposed to frontpage's hideous offerings...

And let's not forget the GPF. I have not had one GPF while working with the H2G2. But alas, we are a Microsoft shop at work.

Actually it could be worse. I make jokes about it and vurse it but hey my company bought it and paid for me to get certified in it so I'm not complaining *much*. I've found a editor on www.w3.org that supports the new XHTML, ASP and Cold Fusion pretty weell. If you'd like I'll get you the URL.

What on earth, pray, is GPF???

General Protection Fault. The best I can figure out it's when a block of swap file memory becomes corrupted by two programs trying to write or read to/from the wrong block. I'm not quite sure if even Bill knows what it is or why they are caused. The biggest problem is Front Page 2000 BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) I'm still trying to find out why that happens.