h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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It's spelled "I'm", you brainless cretin.

It's spelled "dickhead", you illiterate Yorkshire c**t.

It's spelled "you're", you undereducated northern moron.

It's spelled "Scottish", you ignorant flat-capped b*****d.

And finally, no, I'm not Scottish, Sherlock.

I have to say I'm impressed at the sheer density of stupidity on display here - one line, ten words, five embarrassing cock-ups.

And I wasn't slagging Yorkshire off - I was slagging YOU off, idiot. Yorkshire is a beautiful place and I love it dearly, especially Bradford where I went to university. It's just a shame that along with the majority of the population, who are friendly and cultured, there's a minority of pudding-brained f**kwits who give the county a bad name. That'd be you.

Oh yeah - and it's the Welsh that s**g sheep, not the Scots. Too f**king thick to even get your racial stereotypes right - what hopes is there for the BNP?

H.

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