h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Next time I WILL preview my journal entry before posting

That's what you get for creating in word processing software and trying to copy and paste

After all these years on the net, you'd have thought I'd know the limitations of the process

"All these years"? You are not a 'Net newbie like your mate in Hampshire, eh?

I can say "all these years," too, which is rather odd since I have only been on the Internet for 4 years, but you know how it is in cybertime. Thank goodness we don't age as quickly as technology

Yeah, 4 years is a long time, longer than most anyway. But I think I'm pushing double that.

Well, if I tell you my first exploration of the net involved Mosaic and Win 3.1, you'll get the idea And yes, the first two or three years of my netheadedness involved me in much derision and abuse from my Hampshire friend. But he's seen the light and seems to be happily pulling on some of the T-shirts I cast off a while ago

Most of our lives have been spent in derision and abuse about one thing or another . Thanks for the t-shirts by the way, but you could have washed them first .

Washed? Nah, mate, it's more authentic if you just pick 'em up off the floor in their state of original sin

Merely following in the footsteps, oh Great One .

More like a trail of slime, my young apprentice

Eeewww, all that, and crispy t-shirts too .

Yeah, yeah, moan moan moan. You expected the Dark Side to be... comfy?

Heavens no! Never comfy