h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I happen to agree.

CONGRATUMALATIONS ON YOUR GRADUMALATION!!

I'm happy for you!

*be's happy for Liz*

Rather, he says "you're" spunky, but I can't be held accountable for that.

Rather, he says "you're" spunky, but I can't be held accountable for that.

thank you! Im graduated!!! Now, I have two questions for the people who know all things:
1)where is the mad fabio sex?
2) what do I do now?

Sorry, I know all things but those two. Here's a voucher for another question some other time.

1. Mad Fabio sex can be found by attending techno club after techno club and wearing skimpy clothing... only one word to remember "CONDOM".

2. Go do that.

Mr. Rogers spoke at my college's graduation. (yes, of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood fame)

He told us:

Do you remember when you were growing up, I told you that you were special and that the world was a nice place. Well, I've got some news for you all children.....

I lied.

(five second pause as crowd gasps in shock)

I got you, didn't I? *chuckles*

You are all still very special....

(continuing in Mr. Rogers own style of warm happy thoughts)


I still remember that.
His point is that you don't need somebody telling you that you're special and that the world is a nice place anymore. You just go out and make it so.

And as for mad Fabio sex....

....why would you want to have sex with an angry Italian with bad hair who sells 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'?