h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i ask this because on the surface it looks like NOTHING AT ALL. but i am not so simple as to believe such a thing to be true. i'm looking out for the quiet ones. i'm being very wary. i've got my eye on you and your mind gaming. something had better start moving soon or i'll have to just blow the whole thing out of proportion
i've got my eye on you....

HSSK!!

It has an embedded list of online users in internet explorer, however, netscape in their infinite wisdom doesn't support the iframe tag, so it just looks like flashing text, however, netscape 6.0 is the only version that supports this whole page, since IE doesn't support the blink tag, nor it's own version of the tag marquis.

by the way, if you are using a mac, keep your old version of netscape if you are upgrading to 6.0, because 6.0 can be unstable, the PC version is a lot mor stable, however.

tssn knyet!!

not what i meant...

I didn't do it!


*runs off screaming*

*shakes head*
*isn't convinced....not likely!*

*sheepishly admits*

By the way, what did I do?

NOTE: i am female

if you have to ask, akasword, you will never ever know the feeling of rummaging around and finding out for yourself.....and how could i deny you that?
some say i'm a cold hearted fraud, but you and i know better than that, don't we?

NOTE: I am not, in case you couldn't tell by this post.

OK, OK, OK, how did my boss tell you that I left work two minutes early today?

Who are you?

How did you know?

Who do you work for?

*runs out of the room screaming and holding his hands over his ears*

*Comes back into the room*

Hey, this sucks! Where'd everybody go?

*leaves the room looking extremely dissapointed*

yes. keep that up...(it's all falling into place...)

Ahhhh.... back I see, welcome to my HELL!

Well, if that just isn't the friendliest invitation to hell I've ever heard. It sounds like you're about to distribute finger sandwiches. Are you about to distribute finger sandwiches?

No, actually, I was thinking more along the lines of taquitos and maybe some artichoke dip, being that it is pretty hot here.

Perhaps I could supply the margaritas.

*runs off to supply the margaritas*

It's rather hot in here, so drink 'em when you get 'em

*burps*

Actually, I drank em all.

*staggers off to make more*

Hey! I want some next time! And double the shots while you're at it.

*is found face-down just outside the doorway to hell surrounded by spilled margarita and muttering about shots*

*looks for dried crystals of margarita mix and tequila*