h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Malls are in theory a good idea. Less walking = faster shopping = get home sooner. But unfortunately they just case high stress!

Forget about faster shopping -- when you're in one of those malls there's so many things you wnat to check out that you could spend hours and hours just looking at stuff. It's a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon. I think that shjopping malls are designed to make you shop for as long as you can so you'll drink lots and lots of orange juliuses.

yeah that and so they can hypnotize you with elevator music and you'll
buy a tech vest so the old navy lady can take over the world.
also so you will go there to get out of the weather me personally i just go there so i can be filled with loathing for my fellow man
and buy cheap books you can get good scifi paper backs at their bookstores cuz they are never sold out. if you want anything rare though, forget it. also you can drop a kid at the toystore and go browse your stuff just tell them where youll be then go get happy meals after.