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A special invitation for Alien
Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Started conversation Jul 31, 2000
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~~~~ENGRAVED INVITATION~~~~
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To The Honorable Alien,
The Celery and Ms. Dolores A. Webjello cordially invite you to a very special event.
Date: beginning 1 August, 2000 and continuing...
Location: http://www.h2g2.com/A404407
The event has three parts which will run at the same time:
__ Press Conference ___
The Celery will be unveiling a series of new initiatives, as well as answering questions about policy issues. While this portion is particularly intended for the press, all are invited.
__ Campaign Party ___
Everyone is invited to this party celebrating the beginning of the final stretch in the campaign. There will be an open bar, hors d'oeuvres, light conversation, and dancing. Dolores A. Webjello will host the dances. No serious political talk or clocks will be allowed.
__ Black-tie Recognition Dinner ___
This gourmet meal is being provided by The Celery as a thank you to supporters of the campaign. Opposition candidates and members of the press are also invited. This is a chance to bring out your finest clothes, and enjoy a great meal and sparkling conversation. Formal attire is expected. Please RSVP for the dinner by responding to this message.
We look forward to seeing you!
Note: Feel free to invite your friends and associates to attend the press conference and party. If they wish to attend the dinner, there will be an opportunity at the event for them to be added to the supporters list.
A special invitation for Alien
stinkywigfiddle Posted Jul 31, 2000
Gagdreek: Ooh, ooh! I'm an alien! Can I come?
A special invitation for Alien
Alien Posted Jul 31, 2000
To: The Celery and Dolores A. Webjello, to be delivered through Mr. Readbeard
From: Alien
Subject: Response to the invitation to Celery's Black-tie Recognition Dinner
Thank you very much for your kind invitation - I would be honoured to attend the dinner. Unfortunately I can not be certain if I can arrive punctually, but I will do my best to try. Looking forward to the dinner,
Alien
A special invitation for Alien
Alien Posted Jul 31, 2000
*a small robot flies to catch the message before it reaches its recipients and carefully removes the one extra letter in it bringing it back to Alien who locks it into a box with all the other letters telling it firmly to wait for its turn*
A special invitation for Alien
Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Jul 31, 2000
Alien, Hope you don't mind, but I _read_ your response before passing it on to the Celery and Dolores. Punctuality is greatly over-rated in this kind of event, so we'll look for you whenever you get there. Food for the dinner is being served in rotating never-ending courses, so your meal will always be ready for you. I'm glad you'll be able to come. To: Zack/Theodore/Robot 146152/Princess Pettal/DARK GRAY/Mr. Patience/Gagdreek/Sonya/Feline/Xanthe the goddess/Dr. Greenish/Kiddo, Thanks for your interest. You are, of course, welcome to attend the party and press conference. The dinner is a 'thank you' for supporters, but you could always sign up on that list at http://www.h2g2.com/F47387?thread=62602 - Redbeard
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