A Conversation for Selection Rhymes

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Post 1

Bob The Frog

Can I offer:
Ip Dip Doo
The cat's got the flu
Mother's got the chicken pox
So out goes YOU.
If this has already been listed and I've missed it, then I apologise. I'll just go and choose my punishment. Ip Dip Doo.......(fades to nothing)


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Post 2

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

When I was a kid, the "bubble gum" one went "Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish; how many pieces do you wish?" And then there was "Inka binka, bottle of ink, cork fell out and you stink." Then some friends of mine made up one that actually had a tune to it--too bad I can't transcribe the tune, but the words were

Empombee colonee colonostic
Empombee, colonee
Academie so funny
Academie poof poof.


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Post 3

WiLL

I'm in California with my little sis, and she has one.

Ink a-bink
A bottle of ink
Cork fell out
And you stink

Not because you're dirty,
Not because you're clean;
Just because you kissed the girl(boy)
Behind the limousine(magazine).


We also have a variant of Bubblegum:

Bubblegum, Bubblegum,
In a dish;
How many pieces do you wish?
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10
(Selection on 10)


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Post 4

Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor

Oh, yeah, I remember those--only when I was a kid, the "inka binka" part existed by itself and the kissing behind a magazine bit was part of yet another rhyme that had nothing to do with selection.


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Post 5

Drool Frood the Second

How about
Ip dip oliver da
dutch cheese
centima
centima
oliver da
france


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Post 6

WiLL

Well...
Uh...
It doesn't...

... rhyme...?


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Post 7

Drool Frood the Second

Its a counting rhyme ,sometimes the last line or word in this case doesn't rhyme with anything.
Have you looked at any of the others-they don't rhyme at the end either.


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Post 8

WiLL

OH! Wait!
If yo put the emphasis on centi-MA then it rhymes!
I feel so ...
so...

so what?


But look! the da's and ma's all rhyme! Wow, maybe i should say these things out loud before passing judgement?


a>ip dip oliver DA
dutch cheese
a>centi-MA
a>CENTI-ma
a>OLIVER-da
france.

Boy, i'm proud of myself. smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

Drool Frood the Second

Absolutely!!!
Well done that man!


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Post 10

Anin Nnyl

Here's some more:

Cinderella dressed in yella
Went downtown to meet a fella
Made a mistake
And kissed a snake
How many kisses did she make?

Also used for skipping rope.

ALL: [Someone] stole a cookie from the cook, cookie jar
RESPONSE: Who me?
ALL: Yes, you!
RESPONSE: Couldn't be.
ALL: Then who?
RESPONSE: [Someone else]

Continues until one person is not chosen.


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