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Saint Petunia (Patron Saint of Free Spirits, and Keeper of Treasure) (come see important info and links on my page) Started conversation Sep 29, 2000
*kneels and crosses self*
About M.K* topping himself, I implore you Lord, give him a break. He has redeeming qualities; as You know, he did this http://www.h2g2.com/A435142. And if it's okay with You, please give him another shot at life.
Amen.
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GOD Posted Sep 29, 2000
* HE grumbles a HE has been woken from a pleasant slumber by St.Peter... *
Ha ! That's just typical of humanity !!!
It's always if you just do this, and if you just do that. I'll be eternally grateful... 
Let me tell you something... the records currently measured in nanoseconds !!! 
As far as that scoundrel M.K, I'm afraid he did it of his own accord... or as the case may be, telephone cord, so he doesn't deserve anyone's pity...
As far as that little exercise, the proceeds have been resting in his account for quite some time now...
So given that there is no need for autotellers in the 'infernal place', I don't see him paying up any time soon...
- Holier Than Thou.
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