h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. I am Teaserman. I am in the process of buzzing every forum in the h2g2 universe. Buzz. Thank you.

Is that a buzz like a bee or a buzz like almost getting drunk? Or buzz like a buzzcut? Well? Answer me garndashnit!

That's a buzz like when an alien 'buzzes' a planet that hasn't made first contact yet. Those beings are referred to as 'teasers'. I don't have the book(H2g2) with me, so I can't quote Douglas Adams right now, sorry.

Ahh, well. Did you bring Ford with you?

No, he had a nasty encounter with an intermediate shade of blue, so he couldn't make it.

I hope it wasn't Midnight Blue. It can be very sneaky.

I'm not sure if it was Midnight Blue, but it did have shifty edges. I don't know what got into it, though. Blue is normally such a neutral color, not like those reds and greens.

Blue is not neutral by any means. But it does like to play both sides. Notice blue is both HOT, as in blue flame, and COLD, as in ice. Yeah. It's really shifty.

And it's a four letter word. Coincedence?

Also, think about this. Royal blue.

Royal. Kings. Some kings were evil dictators. Coincidence?

A wise man once said....., well, I forget, but my math teacher in high school said "A square is always a rectangle, but a rectangle is not always a square." Some Evil dictators were once good kings....wait, that didn't come out quite right...some good dictators became evil kings?...sometimes a king's good 'taters became Dick's evil food?....

Something close to that, probably.

Probably.

Probably is just a probability measurmenet anyway.

Probably as probable as improbability probably isn't.

You're probably right.

Yes

*nods*

Is there a name for an uncomfortable silence in a forum? If not, we should invent one.

well pick a town, we can use that name. How about lunenburg?