h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Having volentarily under-taken research into this topic for possible publication and PHD status (about as likely as the pope co-starring with Ron Jeremy), I've come to certain cinclusions about this mythical brew. It's initial harsh, oft painful shock to the tastebuds is an igenious, perhaps diabolical, warning to repel the unwary or unprepared.
Persistance is rewarded with a rewarding numbness to the lining of the mouth, which quickley spreads as cans number 3 and 4 are consumed.
The unique perspective on life offered by can number 5 has to be exerienced to be believed. Without achieving this raised (twisted) state of consciousness, the avegage person is unable to understand the profound impact on 29th century reality of Dance, dub and Muller fruit Corners (the ones with the chocolte grains in the corner - Oh yes).
The joyous Nirvana experienced beyond can number 6 cannot be recorded here (mostly because memory is a fragile thing, and bears up poorly against the alcoholic equivilent of thermo-nuclear bombardment), but should be experienced by all adults past the age of consent (but not yet suffering from severe liver problems).
My extended notes on this research are unfortunately illegible, but humanity's loss, is my gain (in repeating the experiment next Friday).