h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And yes, I mean you. Welcome to H2G2! If you ever need any help getting around this place, just let us know. There's always tons of people on here just rarin' to help. You can also check out the "Don't Panic" button (found on any page) or the ACE's Homepage (found here: http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 ) for lots of helpful hints and tips. Have lots of fun and good luck!

Amanda ;P

Thanks for the reply (automated? ). I'll try to expand the research profile...

Nope, I'm really real. I just always talk like a phone banking service. If you're calling to check your account, please press one.

*beep*

*Beep*

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Love this site, hope to participate, keep up the good work!

Yup, they've done wonders with this place. The cool thing is that it takes everyone on here to make this site what it is. I'm looking forward to your contributions!

*floats through in a space suit, pointing thoroughly*

Don't believe a thing that woman says! She's a nutter!

*floats out*

*Rolls around on the floor, all aghast, like people who've been pointed at thoroughly tend to do*

*walking in and tsking mightily*

You see? Plainly mad.

RAVING in fact.

Here, 'Manda. Have a mango. They're yummy in rum punch and champagne..... Do YOU have any rum punch or champagne?

Damn Mate, there are humans out there!!!
It's a weird world! See you down the Elly, SimSense

I have KoolAid. But since it's not "tropical" enough, I will now entertain you with my grass-skirt rendition of the highlights from the musical "South Pacific", as sung by Yoko Ono.

Now, you will hear my happy song.....

*hummin' along*

That's very mango-y. Where did you buy that grass skirt? I've been looking for a good grass skirt for work.

Can't have meetings in sweats, don'tcha' know.

Warning: Yoko's singing may be contrary to the Geneva Convention...

Grass skirts are hard to come-by (see "crazes" entry in the Guide, if and when someone enters it). I butchered a window-blind, though that might just be a perversion of mine.

For a nice drink to complement the imagined entertainment (Err, not mine, of course) try Ginger Beer & 'Havana Club' rum, with a nice slice of lemon.

OOoooo! *entirely entrigued and badly misspelling thngs*

How did you come across that concoction? I've never of it before.

The ginger beer/ 'Havana Club' rum/ lemon/ & ice (of course) is an idea I have to attribute to a bar-man at the 'Three Kings' pub in Clerkenwell, London. Good pub, lovely beer and human staff.
Serve on a hot summers day and you'll have friends for life. Well, for the duration of the drink anyway.

Bollinja