h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you ever wonder why the hell chickens only have two legs when they obviously ain't that stable dya know wharra mean?
Do yu also ever wonder why people born in 1950 are really obnoxious. For example Keith. Why do you need like a million people all criticising you for wearing your mums manky jumper and black pants with white leggings. And why people born in in 1972 have sex on their kitchen floor with quiet people who wear green. And why people hide themselves away in park loos is realy beyond me, but not in a distance way but in a mothery proverby thing way.

Why not write something about the body in the h2g2POST - Pop over

BTW
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Thanks - I'll see you there

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