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So how long have you been waiting?
Anonymouse Started conversation Feb 12, 2000
For someone to drop by, that is? -No- conversations on this page at all? Well! We just can't have that! No, we won't have it, you hear?!? 
Oh! Hi there.. *ahem*... *blush* .. *clears throat again*
Hi, and Welcome to Earth's Edition of T h e H i t... Erm..
You know where you are? Uhm.. Well.. I found you from CD4's place, and .. uhm.. like I said, there's nothing here that says, "Hi! I've gotten around here and seen things.." so.. Just in case.. Here's a few places you might like to .. uhm.. check out. 
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'Nonnie
So how long have you been waiting?
Dazinho Posted Feb 25, 2000
Nonnie, you are so sweet to try and disguise the fact that Tone has no mates and stinks of... well, anyway, what do you expect from someone who can't even spell the nickname of his own favourite football - and I use the term advisedly - team?!
Tone, come and joins us at the Freedom From Faith Foundation. You have some interesting opinions on stuff like who built the pyramids - what planet did you say they were from? Try and get that one part Serendipity and see where it gets you!
Ooh, in case I forget to mention it on Monday, you said you wnated to go out next weekend - fancy going round Sheffield village centre?
So how long have you been waiting?
ToneDef Posted Feb 25, 2000
What I wnat and what you wnat are completely different things. You do realise that I'm taking the......???? Oh and by the way I don't smell of thingy , It's my aftershave. I've got Tommy on. Can you tell???
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