h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Impress a girl without having it be over how well I can put my /appear to be a *lunkhead*? Just wondering. <-Oh brother,-good grief. I don't even know why I'm asking this...
*}Sulks{ for awhile,- then quickly gets over it.*
because I'm only kidding around. You see, the others...*Attempts to blame others...in vain* They asked me to ask you folks this...a long while back. I suppose...

...Well, then again maybe not.
= +*confused*/()

I think. <- : Argh! he did it again!

I am quite sure there are a great many s on that... Oh, wait. *Seems too Obtuse to get it.*

There we go... it's another one of those "How many s/s does it take to set up a lightbulb.<-Isn't it?"

*s from it like the convolution that it is...*
Say, that's quite fun. Have you ever tried it. <- ning in chat forums..a thread isn't really exactly a hall, so it ought to be ,-I think... Oh,no! not again, now I've gone and thought too much again. *does a & @ the same time.*

I'm off to seek the , the wonderful of ...or not. I just meant pragmatics,-whatever the h*ll that is. *tosses it out the window!* for the fun little noise it makes upon hitting the ground. Or not...

"Oh I see..." *the light-bulb then burns out (for perhaps clearly he does not (I mean I do not,...). "Do you mean write a about stuff to impress people.-> That sounds good.

*As though it were Charades, you'll have to 'suffer' through being entertained with/by this one* *takes a stab/wildly random guess...* ", 42? No , that's not it. *game show buzzer diongs for 'wrong!' }!{ "Um, what about if it was "ask them about what s it was that they had [recently] read?" <- Is that it?

...Oh. Small talk? Yes, I see. That makes plenty sense now. Thank you.

, did not mean to bombard at you with text...

Is it... *Attempts @ being psychic* "Once I have written a on it,-then to please tell you?" }Ding-dingding!{...(maybe?).

Oh, I give up!
*Unsubscribes from thread* Or somesuch thing.

"..." *pausing as though to listen instead of *trying to seem like a jerk* ...

Hey Thorn, slow down a bit - if you stick around, you'll see that h2g2 is different from a chat room.

Check back later, when a few more researchers have woken up and had their and I'm sure you'll get some replies..

...

*s*...that is,-If I could make self
...Whoops,-too late! Oh, great! Stupid lightning fingers of mine always seem to scare the other post-ers away.
}Sulks{

Oh, God (And this many # days 'till X-mas morn too!) : what a considerable I've been it's almost midnight over here in my own timezone...for crying out. I'm just wired from nervous energy I guess. Finals week coming up real soon. Just my first semester too...
*Now feels plenty * <kinda like the Seuss thing on , eh? Goodnight. *himself exhausted also gets real .*

Let's see - I found these articles:

Body Language A427277
How to Bluff your Way Through Preparing a Romantic Meal A2218484
Surviving a First Date A848586
First Kiss, Last Kiss, Best Kiss and Worst Kiss A1053901

And Thorn - s-l-o-w down a bit, please!

ly trudges off to ... *Sure that nightmares of upcoming tests will haunt him in his sleep. <-D@*n horse-radish. @ self. <-Then stomache complains,-protesting. {

I guess really fast typing tends to in my family. Mom is kinda like a and she typed so fast that two-keyboards had to be replaced... burnt them right out she did. No joke that was,-either.

Oh, and about posting a smiley - many researchers use that as a way to 'bookmark' or subscribe to a conversation thread, especially when they feel they have nothing to say at the moment, but want to keep an eye on the conversation and contribute to it later on.