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Howdy... I went to that website, the one you run... I like... I was wondering if I could have a peak inside? It is very well run, and I'd like to see what else your company has done

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Well what can we say......

I am glad you are sooo far away for starters..

Many years ago when I hitched around the states I think I was picked up by your father, I felt uneasy then (uneasy was not his name, by the way)

Anyway, I think the acid had taken its toll on your father and he gave me a lift when I promised I had no gun (I'm English, I've never seen a gun, gum, yes. Gun, no.)

I'm sorry I think the acid is kicking in now i'd beast bee gooing

beer 4 noo

I'm sorry, good sir, but you are mistaken. My father was an anonymouse donor and my mother was a frozen egg. You may have met my father, indeed, but, quite naturally, with him not knowing his position.

Again... could I have a peak... please?

have a peak at what exactly...

by the way you don't talk like a mouse.

Never said I was one... I would count that as the reason for such circumstances. A peak at your websight. You know... the one with the funky macromedia design

Hey there... Are you talking to me? About the Individual Network website? Someone else (Dr. What) seems to be doing the answering...and that is strange. Anyway, I'm afraid I can't let you into the site because it's all terribly top-secret. My lawyers won't even let themselves go into the site because of some strange Latin phrase.

That's no fun... no tours? Crimey!

Sorry there, fella. You are more than welcome to visit my other site...which has nothing to do with running a billion dollar secret company... at http://www.planetquake.com/forceclan If you poke around there, you will find a panoply of near-nude men.