h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thought I'd pop around and say hi...Did I hear a rumour that you wrote stuff? Or did I make it up in my head thereby thinking it was real?

Hello! Yes, right now it's mostly novel parodies. I've only shown them to Chronomanicmechanic so far. I'm also working on some original stories but I get writers' block so damn easily.
What's up over there?

What novels have you parodied so far? I keep trying to write stories myself - its easy to have the ideas sometimes, but thats it. I can't write because of writer's block every time I even think of writing

Up over here is some rather stale and mouldy looking bread...Did you by any chance leave the bread here and forget about it?

I've done Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland. I am currently working on The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
My parodies are titled: The Wizard of Lozenge, The Ohioan in Ferry Martins, and The Chronicles of Decatur: the Lesbians, the Bitch, and Stage Door. Doing parodies helps enhance my style while giving me a good laugh.
I haven't bought bread in ages, sadly. Mind you when I do buy some it is used up rather quickly.

Look good...If ever you feel like letting me read...I'd be very interested.....

Yes would explain the stale mouldy bread....

So do you live in the UK or the USA? I get confuzzled..

Atlanta. Or very near, really. And yourself?
Send me an email and I will send you one of the parodies if you like. My address is wehavenormality at yahoo dot com.

Cool Thanks!

I live near London, in the Uk. How come you've had so many varied jobs *is very nosy* Sorry! Should do something about my curiosity, but then that involves effort so...

Variety is the lost Spice Girl.
I will elaborate more later. If you don't mind I have added you to my AIM and Yahoo messenger lists. I use Trillian, however. Fancy that!

ooh sounds funky. I'll email you my proper yahoo messenger though...I only use that account to field off all the loonies...*looks left and right* I'm not paranoid ya know...They are out there!