h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tis the season to be snotty, and I am. So have I been mollycoddling myself with bucketfulls of Lemsip on the sofa? No. Instead, I have been struggling with my keyboard to try and concoct 3,000 words on strategy in the airline industry (about which I know precisely zero)which should have been with my tutor this time last week. So far, I've got to 1,956 words since 10.00 this morning and need a breath of fresh insanity. It's very tempting just to type 42 3,000 times and see where that gets me. Failing that I'll just see if you can type by sneezing on your keyboard instead of using your fingers dafjkg asdh flintelwoodlewix.