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I've been a very, very bad girl...
FG Started conversation Dec 19, 2000
...but now I'm as pure as the driven snow. Well, that special *yellow* driven snow. I have an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny eensy-weensy request, Santa. I would like to wake up Christmas morning and find Russell Crowe, the Philadelphia Flyers Ice Hockey Club, and some nice Swiss chocolate in my stockings.
*curls up in Santa's lap and purrs*
Puh-leeze?
I've been a very, very bad girl...
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 20, 2000
You never get enough do you girl
I've been a very, very bad girl...
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Dec 20, 2000
[Y2K] And, it would seem, a large stocking.
[Y4K] I want a Gameboy Color! 
[Y3C] Just you wait, Y4K, just you wait...
I've been a very, very bad girl...
FG Posted Dec 20, 2000
Go get yer own conversation you nut! It's my turn on Santa's lap!
I've been a very, very bad girl...
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 20, 2000
You are just being greedy my dear, time to let another on Santas lap
I've been a very, very bad girl...
FG Posted Dec 20, 2000
*wets on Santa's lap so no one else can sit there*
I've been a very, very bad girl...
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Dec 21, 2000
[Y2K] Methinks you're a very bad girl, Fraulein.
I've been a very, very bad girl...
Santa Posted Dec 22, 2000
Good job I'm wearing my rubber trousers then, isn't it? Being we-ed on is a professional hazard you know. Small excited girls, you get the picture...
Somebody's going to get a pair of incontinence knickers for Christmas then... 
I've been a very, very bad girl...
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Dec 22, 2000
[various heckling]
I've been a very, very bad girl...
FG Posted Dec 22, 2000
*waddles up to Six Clones with her shiny new rubber underpants and kicks all of them squarely in their collective shins*
*then wipes her snotty nose on their sleeves for full effect*
I've been a very, very bad girl...
Martin Harper Posted Dec 23, 2000
I've been a very bad girl too...
... or is that "very bad at being a girl"? Hmm - it's all terribly confusing...
I've been a very, very bad girl...
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Dec 23, 2000
[Y4K strangles Fraulen]
[Y4K] WHY YOU LITTLE DAUGHTEROFA -- !!
I've been a very, very bad girl...
Santa Posted Dec 21, 2001
Anyone here been behaving better *this* year?
*Puts on rubber overalls just in case*
I've been a very, very bad girl...
marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 21, 2001
I would like to state for th record that I *know* that the good FG has been her usual self
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I've been a very, very bad girl...
- 1: FG (Dec 19, 2000)
- 2: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 20, 2000)
- 3: FG (Dec 20, 2000)
- 4: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Dec 20, 2000)
- 5: FG (Dec 20, 2000)
- 6: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 20, 2000)
- 7: FG (Dec 20, 2000)
- 8: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Dec 21, 2000)
- 9: Santa (Dec 22, 2000)
- 10: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Dec 22, 2000)
- 11: FG (Dec 22, 2000)
- 12: Martin Harper (Dec 23, 2000)
- 13: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Dec 23, 2000)
- 14: Anonymouse (Jan 24, 2001)
- 15: Santa (Dec 21, 2001)
- 16: FG (Dec 21, 2001)
- 17: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 21, 2001)
- 18: FG (Dec 21, 2001)
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