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Oi!
Titania (gone for lunch) Started conversation Aug 29, 2002
*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*
*approaches Santa's elfs carefully, starts whispering about 'moonlighting' and 'Harvest Festival' (A810640) and 'cleaning up' and 'St George's church' and 'all you can drink in The Beer Tent'*
Oi!
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 6, 2002
*returns with a very tired flock of Santa's little helpers*
*puts them to bed and tucks them in*
See you in December...
*drifting off*
Oi!
Santa Posted Nov 30, 2002
"Oi!"? That's not very friendly!
What do you know about a lot of drunken 
and some socks in the sink?
Who? Me?
Santa Posted Dec 6, 2002
Just because you're the queen of the faeries, it doesn't mean that you're too important to be brought a couple of lumps of coal in your stocking if you misbehave you know. 
Who? Me?
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 6, 2002
*returns with a thermos of steaming hot home made glögg*
*pours a cup*
Surely you wouldn't be that cruel?
Who? Me?
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 16, 2002
Of course I did! *looks offended, points at basket next to Santa's elbow, filled with (the basket, not Santa!) saffron buns and gingerbread biscuits*
*mumble, grumble*
...and who has ever heard of glögg being served without something to go with it...
Who? Me?
jane doe Posted Dec 16, 2002
looks like someone has had a lot of practice when it comes to 'buttering up' santa
jd
Who? Me?
Santa Posted Dec 24, 2002
That's great! Consider yourself to be an 
and I'll be round to comment on decorations and leave 
tonight.
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- 1: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 2: Titania (gone for lunch) (Sep 6, 2002)
- 3: Santa (Nov 30, 2002)
- 4: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Nov 30, 2002)
- 5: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 1, 2002)
- 6: Santa (Dec 6, 2002)
- 7: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 6, 2002)
- 8: Santa (Dec 16, 2002)
- 9: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 16, 2002)
- 10: jane doe (Dec 16, 2002)
- 11: Santa (Dec 24, 2002)
- 12: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 26, 2002)
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