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Research published this week revealed that girls called Emma are the most likely to have sex on a first date. Sharons are to be avoided, as they apparently never do; a great time saving tip, for the party season.

Emma Freud confirmed this morning that she always 'puts out'

Emma Spice said that she doesn't have a cat to put out. (No pussy jokes, please)


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