h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Watch out... watch out... there's a Greebo about...

Hey there, hows tricks... ~grin~... just thought me would pop in to say hello... you know check out your place... scout for any loose doughnuts... or spare glasses of milk...

Come round my place when you feel up to visiting... me got half a cookie lying around somewhere that you could have... ~bigger grin~

See you soon... bye now...

Thank's for the cookie - it was scrumptious - pop round anytime and i'll see if i can find you a glass of milk

If you feed me, ot give me milk... me is yours for life you know... ~grin~... need a straw in that glass... or would you prefer me to bring my own???

i have my own straws - would you like it warmed or do you like it staight from the refrigerator ?

Oh warm milk... ~delicate shudder~... no... straight from the fridge please... ~smile~

Have you got a nice cushion that I could settle down on??? ... or an easy chair would be better... ~grin~

What shall me call you? ... Researcher 104021 is rather an odd name... don't you think???

What's wrong with researcher 104021, it was a perfectly good name for me back home - now i'm insulted!!!!!! - and there i was ready to offer you a nice comfy sofa to lounge on. By the way you really don't want to know what your name means in my native language

So sorry 104021, no insult was intended... ~ingratiating smile~... and me has heard several different versions of what my name means on this planet... let alone on others... ~grin~

Please may me use your comfy sofa... me is quite agood cat to have around you know... clean... tidy... and only slightly smelly... what more could you ask for???

you can come and use my comfy sofa whenever you wish as long as you take your furballs home with you

Hmmm... my furball problem seems to be getting rather well known... ~embarrassed grin~... me wonders if there is a virtual vet anywhere on h2g2....

Have you tried putting an advert in the Guide for assistance with your problem ? - i understand that it happens to a lot of felines when they reach that certain age

~hisssssssssssssssss~

THAT CERTAIN AGE!!!!!!!

Sorry - i didn't mean to upset you

I spoke to a friend of mine today who has shared a house with cats for years and she told me that if you don't drink as much cold milk as you do then the furball problem should start to disappear

Hope this helps - please let me know

~Greebo calms down... twiddles with whiskers nervously~

But me loves cold milk... it's my second favourite thing in the Universe... ~unhappy grin~

What is your favourite thing in the universe ?

Silly Question... ~cute grin~.... Doughnuts of course!!!!

Silly me - i should have known - sorry

But wait......what's this i've just found under my comfy sofa.......i guess you'll have to come round and find out

~inquisitive smile~... What is it???

As i said - you'll have to come and visit to find out - if you can't make it let me know and i will tell you

Hmmm... ~grin~... tell me exactly how to get there... and me will see if me can make it...

sorry it's been a while but i've been trying to map out different routes - the problem is i don't know where abouts you are from so cannot give accurate directions