h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So I went out to my car today only to find the the CD player had been ripped out. How do people live with themselves when they do things at the expense of others? This is the second time in 5 months that I've been robbed right outside my own home. This isn't right. It's just not right. What happened to the Golden Rule? I know what happened...it got stolen and pawned!!!! This has just reached a rediculous level and I'm sick of it. It just goes to show ya...Never ask if things can get any worse. They will.

Would calling for a sniper rifle be too harsh?

It's not easy to get your own crime-free island. You have to be the only one who knows it's there.

Since my cd player was stolen and i replaced the delco crappy thingy factory radio, no one's bothered it.

Could be a lesson in that, Daze...!

I sympathise with the "badness comes in waves" problem, though: just remember that, as soon as the badness is becalmed, goodness will come in waves as well. Either may tip you out of the boat.

Very few islands left which might be rendered "crime-free", and fewer all the time. Maybe it would be more productive to go for Spartus' sniper rifle...?

And keep in mind I've seen her neigborhood...

*offers helpfully*

People.... are bastards and I'm willing to help you arrange to set up your next CD player in your car to deliver a near-lethal shock to the next person who tries to remove it.

RAT BASTARDS LEAVE CARRIE'S CAR ALONE!!!

Do you need my dragon?

Ack!!!

*runs and hides*

*nods sympathetcally to beetle*

Yep...he's pretty scary.