h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Watch out... watch out... there's a Greebo about...

Hey... you can't get no lazier than a Grinny Cat... and me just dragged my lazy hide over here to say hello to you... ~smile~

Hello...

There you go...

I'm trying to get my act together. I'm just about to add a picture of me!

Ohhhhh... a picture... of a Sloppyploppy... ~big grin~... me knew this guide was missing something...

Sloppyploppy's picture didn't work. Guess I'll have to write stuff.

Hey... don't get down... maybe it's just as well... me not sure h2g2 was ready for a Sloppyploppy pic... by the way... me does love you name... Mister Ploppy... Ms Ploppy???

Yes, one unfortunate mistake years ago and...
Well, Mr. Ploppy will do.

~big grin~... Oh never mind... at least you have a talking point as a name... ~glancing around Mr. Ploppy's home~... you wouldn't happen to have a doughnut around your place anywhere would you... me been roaming far and wide today... and am getting kinda hungry...

Sorry, no donuts. I do have some yummy crack.

Sorry, no donuts. I do have some yummy crack.

Nope only doughnuts will do this cat... ~smile~... looks like you have a bad case of repeating there... have you tried an indegestion tablet?

It's not nice to make fun of a stutter.
My brain doesn't work because I'm in the middle
of first term final exams. I think I'll just go drink instead of
studying.

~grin~... get me a nice cool glass of milk whilst you are there please!!!

Decided to hold off on the drinking until after exams.
Which happens to be now. So that would be Molson Canadian
for me and a nice saucer of warm milk for the kitty?

Saucer!! Warm MILK!!! Tut... Mr. Ploppy... Me needs a nice glass of cold milk... straight from the fridge... and a straw... as my tongue can never reach to the bottom of the glass... ~grin~

Well, lets see...there are five students living in this house you know.
Hmm...beer...more beer...is Bailey's close enough?
Wait...here's some chocolate milk...best before Septe...
Never mind.
O.K. I'll go get some milk but it's getting late so how about tomorrow?

Me will await the morrow... and see what it brings... ~grin~

O.K. I've got milk. I heard you can put this stuff on cereal.
So I've just poured you a cold glass with a bendy straw.
I have to put my beer in the fridge for a while.

WOW... thankyou Mr Ploppy... ~grin~... now how about being really wonderful and getting me a fresh doughnut... ~hopeful grin~

I have to stop by campus confectionary later today...how's chocolate?
We're having our Christmas party tonight before everyone goes home.
Want to stop by? You just have to get to Canada somehow and then
to Saskatoon. It is really, reallly cold though. Hope you're a long haired cat.

Remember Mr Ploppy.. Me is a virtual cat.. so me can go anywhere... ~grin~... you will see me there... at the party... if you look hard enough... Me will be the one in the corner with a huge grin on her face... ~huge grin~