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What's been happening, oh Daze and confuse?

Nothing much to report here, either, except that I'm curious about your recent absence, and longing for some of your acute wisdom on life and living. My own health has recently been nothing to write home about - except when begging for money.

Drop me a line. Please!

Regards,

H.

Sheez, I've been lazy about mentioning anything. They (being Flower Child here and Amanda) have been having some, um, phone-related difficulties, as in exorbitant bills, if you get my drift.

I'm guiltier than you by far, I'd say, from what I understand of the situation, but I'm digressing a bit, as is my general custom (see here I go again, digressing and digressing and...ooh, sorry).

Let me begin with a new paragraph.

In fact, this one'll do. Her phone's shut off and so's Amanda's. They're currently selling vital organs on the black market to get the blessed phone thingy back up and kickin', but meanwhile, there will be a smallish, rather depressing, void.

Okay, a big, *very* depressing void, but I'm trying to look on the sunny side of things, don'tcha know.

I'll let her know you said "Hi", though. Well, you didn't say "Hi" just yet, but I'm assuming you will be, once you get the chance, so I'll fire up my smoke signal apparatus and let 'er know, k?

Hey Spartus!

Cool. I had a feeling something along those lines might have happened - it's a good thing you're on the case, I suspect! Saying "Hi" to all and sundry in the household was exactly what I had in mind.

Fire up those smoke signals, and try and dissuade them from selling anything too vital - communication waited for is often better than communication merely expected, but it helps to have a whole person to talk to when you finally do get to speak...!

Regards,

H.

Hee hee, they're talking about kidneys, not vocal cords...

I notice Miss Daisy did post over at the Floor what looks like about 8 minutes ago, so maybe she's back up and online and swingin', and then again, she could have been borrowing a 'puter. I'll find out in a few hours when I talk to Miss Amanda and update you.

And communication waited for, in my opinion, is miserable. I went from two or three hours a NIGHT to about 45 minutes a WEEK. It sucks.

But it's gonna get better. Oh yes.

*waits*

Hypo, thank you for the concern. So far, I've only sold some eyelashes and toenail clippings. I'll be borrowing a computer for the next week or so. It's so nice to feel missed. I probably won't have a phone for another month or two. Spartus never gave me your "HI" but I've been worried about you as well. I about to hop over to your page and read your journal. Keep in touch this week okay? Or drop me a line.

Beetle, you'll probably be waiting a while so go make yourself a sandwich or something.

Spartus, better for whom? Yeah, that's what I thought.

*makes a sandwhich*

So how long on you on for then?

probably late nights (midnight-3) for the next week

Good to hear you're back, Daze...!

I'll be looking out for a report on progress. I'll drop you a direct line as well, but I'll have to try and think of something to say first. There's probably a lot to tell, I just can't remember what it is!

*runs off to attend to making of own sandwich...*

Weird. I had a dream you got back online last night.

Better for *cough* everyone!

You should see someone about that cough, J.

RIIIIIGHT...
Sure, I was looking at it in a completely selfish way, Spart. Thanks for clearing that up.

*cough* Yep, *cough* everyone!

If you say it enough times, it'll come true.