h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't believe this. I go to a new person's page and they know 3 of my friends from school. Pah. Life is getting repeteive it is it is it is it is it is.

Ah well.

hello, and which school would that be?
if it's mine i may have to kill you?

*laughs*

No, its' Zaphara Jinx and Moo. AKA Zoe Jo and Sophie. They're in my class. There's 5 of us... just that Marshall's thick and doesn't understand this place.

HI anyway.

i'm the only sane one in existence, possibly.
i was wondering, is Jink see through?
people who don't exist often tend to have a kind of uneasy property of walking through walls etc.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. The more real they are, the more transparent they become!! Commomn mistake that. You see, no one is more real than Death. And he can walk through walls!! And so could Mort when he was becoming Death....

People often get that confused.

Sometimes we hang around the stairs at school asking random people if they're real or not. You should see some of the looks we get!!

Hello...
, this is Susan!!! Or BFG on here!!!
Yep.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! I'M OFF TO DECORATE MY TUUUBAAAAAAAAA!!!!
CYA
BFG
XxXxXx

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
It makes sense!!

*blushes profusely*

(I don't even know what profusely means but it sounds good)

*fingers through dictionary*

Ah. I see.



*tries to picture tuba bathed in tinsel*
*fails*

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
NAGC = National Association of Gifted Children (Ahem.....yes I was a memeber.....but it got a bit boring and tedious...)
DOSVIDANYE = I dont have a cyrillic keyboard, but that's kinda what "goodbye" sounds like in Russain....
CYA
BFG
XxXxXx

Oh right I heard ZB talking about that once.. Like it made sense to me.. then again nothing does!!

Hmmmmm. Yes, well. I left 'coz it was tres boring 'coz all we did was do puzzels and maths problems. But whenever we did something to do with music or art or english or science then it was interesting. The rest was a bit of a dead loss really.

Strazvrwe,
at least some other people read TP, read everyone, except "the fivth elephant," which i'm getting tomorrow.
the problem about being realis that you can't get drunk, or forget.

So's a lot of things.......

But life is treating me pretty well right now.. This is unusual.. What have I done right??

(I'm paranoid)

Cool....

Unfair, everyone's on the latest books and I'm still on bloody Sourcery!

time flys like an arrow, fruit flys like a bannana.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

to lisa, don't be sad, sourcery is a very funny one.
have you read all the ones previous to that?

Ahh, there there.

(Yes I have. Mort is the best.)

i take back what i said about being the only sane person, here. Lisa has found the first part of the
meaning of life, at least my version.

mort is the best of the first five, agreed, however, i think one of the best is "pyramids" because of the
assasins.