h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is indeed an unfortunate truth: momma's don't let their babies grow up to be Taoboys.... they don't let'em play singing bowls and chant in the yard, don't let 'em practice yoga and live on the farm... Taoboys are always alone, yet their never alone, they walk on the path with no path and they speak in tome... momma's don't let their babies grow up to be Taoboys, they don't let 'em ascend the constriction of ego, they'd rather they be doctors, and lawyers & butch.....

(apologies to Willie Nelson, Lao Tzu, and whoever is reading this)

The world is all that is the case of beer.
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That which we can not speak about we must pass over at 30,000 feet.

Whether you pass over it, under it or through it, the fact that you see it can change the course of the coarse...

Me from the past, this is me from the future. You slipped a tense and misused they're and their and I am now going to punish you by sending back a bad clown.