h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...then you have the very worst kind of heart disease.

Narrowing Arteries can be expanded nowadays.

Holes can be repaired.

Weak Heart muscles can not!

What becomes of the broken hearted?

They usally end up in secure mental establishments, bitter and twisted. They perform repetative tasks over and over again. They try to harm them selves.....

It doesn't look good does it?

Love hurts...so they say...but I try to ease the pain.

Vic xx

Venus, I know where you are coming from......

Two things you can do.
1. Stay in with your best fluffy socks on, a big bag of your favorite sweets, a bottle of wine and watch a slushy film till you fall asleep.

2. Go out and get plastered with you mates, flirting outragously with ever man who brushes by, drink and be merry.

Whats it to be?

Right now, I think I like the sound of 1...but either 1 or two is fine, if you will accompany me Sidney. But if it's 2, you'll have to be content with my just flirting with you. Do we have a deal?

Vicky xxx

Venus, flirting in front of the box or out on the town is fine by me!!

I was in WH Smiths yesturday, just browsing, like ya do......

Saw a dictionary and looked up the word Cicatrix.....not nice !!!!

Flesh wounds heal. Emotional ones tend to leave nasty scars, even if you can't see them.

Let's get a couch in here, and snuggle up then. At least we shouldn't be disturbed. *Venus turns lights down low, fetches a bottle of wine and a box of her favourite chocolates* I don't have the socks though. Would a cosy blanket do instead, to snuggle up under?

Vicky xx

Ohh you jest with me Viccy!!!!!

*dives under blanket quicker than a cockroach running away from the light*

I'm no jester! I do think we'd be more comfortable with something to sit on though.

*Venus rubs tired eyes* Time for a little repose.

Vic xx

*picks up phone*
"hello is that 'Suits R Us', yes good. Send round the largest, softest comfy couch you have got, and quick!!!!. No no, I don't care what colour it is!!!"

I'm off to work now sweety, make yourself at home on me new couch, I'm surew it will be along any minute!!!!

Sid XXX

*Venus looks appreciatively at nice new sofa* Very cosy and comfy.

Okay Sid...dinner should be ready soon. Hope you're feeling peckish, my little dove.

Vic xx

Oh yes!!!! what are you cooking?

Smells........Fab!!!....... Wild Bore and Quarenden Apple?

Just the usual Sunday roast type meal - small stuffed bird, roast potatoes, glazed carrots, runner beans, roast parsnips, and my home-made gravy with a touch of red wine. Should be just about ready...

Vic xx

Mmmmmmmmm!!!!

I could really go for that right now!

I don't get a Sunday Roast type thing since I left home (sob sob), which has been five-ish years now.

Parsnips are my favorite!, how did you know!!!!!

Sid....

*smiles* A woman knows these things! Sit yourself down. Can I pour you some wine. I have a nice little Anjou, if that would suit?

Vic xx

It's true what they say @the way to a mans heart is through his stomach"

Take me Venus.....

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