h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

These are the wittily changed words to the song Mr Sandman. I expect, however that they are wrong. But never mind.
I, in all my teenage eccentricities, invite you to join my organization Crime Fighting Unit 6.
We've tried a number of ways to get people to join, but, it seems, that the personal approach is best. Join now and fight epic battles, etc.
I'm sure you can guess.
It's sort of like CHOPPERS but with more guns, less spangley tights and big space ships.
Oh and you get a truchgeon (which definately is not the way to spell it). Just click on me name, Snowie.
I admire the fact that you are surfing the web on a 486. It shows great chracter and that you are very, very, very patience.
Do not worry, there are no pictures on my page! Hoorah?

Why me? and Don't call me Snowie.

Snowman

Why not you? It is merely an advertising campaign. We target someone and we post to there homepage an invitation to join. It gets them informed rather quicker than the conventional methods.
o, join up, Mr Snowman, and be a policeman.
NOTE: There are many ice planets in the galaxy, you would ahve unique skills in this area, we believe.

Give some time to consider it. I'd consider it quicker if I knew what was involved.

Snowman

Consider this:
It is a well documented fact that there is a lot of crime in th universe. So, it seems wise to have a force combating that crime. Now, there are superheroes. Of course. But we at CFU6 are willing to mop up what the superheroes leave behind and do attend to crimes that they don't worry about.
There are many police forces in the universe, but, coordinated operations between them are always very tedious and the beaurcracy just piles up.
So, we have members from all the police forces of civilisations with warp capability and our beat is the whole of the knon universe. A tough beat, and we are hideosuly understaffed. And that is why we come to you and ask you for your services.
There are a number of crisises that you can participate in and if you have ever joined a CHOPPERS adventure or something like that they run just like that, progressinga story by writing what happens.
If you don't know what I mean, visit CHOPPERS or STUMPED immediately and just view one of their escapades.
Hope you now know more than you did before.

Well I'm already a member of CHOPPERS so I think I may as well join up and help out.

Snowman