h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have to go to the pub to watch the England scotland game but am
scared of meeting the girl i slept with on Sunday!
Should i sacrifice my socail life just to save face.
Or should i go and get rat arsed?

ring your mates on their mobiles and ask them to meet you at another pub, the game will be on at loads of pubs wont it?

I have to go to the castle as i'm skint and need some cash from a mate who i'm meeting there. Also everyone from my football team will be in there and i have to see them about sunday's game.
The other thing is they know i slept with her (she's a dog) and just to be bastards will tell her where i am. I should buy sky digital to save all this hassle.

You'd better point her out tonight, Gimp.
See ya there.

No way. keep your gob shut wellham

First off, Welcome Gimp! Secondly, it would depend entirely on a couple of factors: 1. Why are you avoiding her? Is it just because you slept with her, or is it that one of you performed less than par, etc...? 2. Can you get there early enough to be drunk off our arse before she shows up, so that you can either pretend not to recognize her or can run - legitimately, mind you - to the loo when she comes into the bar. Finally, 3. Is there another pub that you can watch the game from?

Answer those questions, and you'll have your answer about going!

guess what, she didn't even show up.

Bit like Englands red hot strike force, and penetrating midfield dynamos. Good job Dave in goal was awake.

The game was dire. England looked crap in all area's. The pig did not turn up thank god. But my Scottish scumbag mate told everyone about my little cock up. Finished the evening by all going back to mine for a drink & a smoke. But a mystery puker pebble dashed my toilet. That's mates for ya.