h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi yourself, Garf. How's it goin'? Just a friendly welcome from a fellow researcher. Don't forget your towel.

Wow I didn't expect a reply already! or any at all...

Jim the Wonder Llama from MP?

I was wondering about the towel, do we go to the front desk?

So where is all the action here?

My favorite subjects are atheism VS creation, science and astronomy, and satire... any suggestions?

Enough questions?

My advice to you regarding the towel is this:
Trust no one but yourself (ie go buy one, it's easier than trying to get one out of the stingy Editors
Action. Now I'm not sure where the action is, although I'm not sure where a lot of things are. Even though I've been hanging around here for about half a year now. My advice is just hitch hike your way through stuff that interests you by clicking on names. It's fun and, like Earth, mostly harmless.
Oh, and you might like to try using the search option at the top of the screen.
JTWL

Thanks JTWL...let do lunch.

Hey, yeah. I know a cheeky little Cafe down on the waterfront. They do a marvellous chocolate milkshake

Sounds great, what country?

Hey wow, somebody else you've been saying hello to. How many neighbours do you have?

Hmmmmm, I dunno. Haven't really checked. I suppose It must be getting on for 40,000, judging by the Researcher numbers. ie everyone here
Anyway, the country is England. Why, is there some problem?

Hellooo!

Hmm - as one of my lecturers is spending the week dead for tax reasons (or something equally stupid) I actually have time to look at the guide again (sorry about the long absence everybody)

'Cept I've gotta go see my project supervisor soon to give him the slides for my presentation on creating artificial worlds - maybe I'll call it the Earth Mk3 - or can someone else suggest a better name?

3arth, would be the choice of a million corporate image consultants. This doesn't make it a better name though. I would say that it's good to have you back, except that I only joined recently and have never seen you before and wouldn't know if it was good. It doesn't mean it's bad to have you back though.

England not a problem but I am in western Canada LOL. Long trip for milkshake. Oh well.

I've got a chipshop down the road from me that does milkshakes, and has free delivery (on orders over a certain amount) ...

Does that include Canada?

I really have no idea...

Why not try it out. Hey, Benjy, do you have the number?

I'll take the jumbo size and a Coke. Thanks.

Not offhand, no.

I was wondering mr Jim, if you've ever frequented the fine queens road eateries T.J.'s or Queens - I was asking because the local residents newsletter that pops through the door seems to have an (increasingly silly) hate campaign going for the poor people. It really annoys me that these old grannies are trying to get such an excellent takeaway shut down for no good reason whatsoever.

Oh, sorry, I'm on a soapbox again, sorry

I have visited the fine take-away Queens on a number of occasions, but only last year. Sadly I can't be bothered to walk all the way to Queens Road, when I have three eating establishments within a 3 minute walk from my door. However, I feel it is a sad day when people complain about a fast food joint, other than for the quality of food served.

All this talk of food is making me hungry. Antone for a Bluepoint?

Antone?

Mais Ouis Mon English chums!