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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Started conversation Nov 20, 1999
Mmmmmmmmm........
Soooo....who do we have here then ??
Do you know where the cheese grater is ? 
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 20, 1999
*slides out of the shadows, and moves up close to Sidney*
*speaks in a husky voice* Hi Sid... can't help you with the grater, but I've got an orchard full of apples. Why don't you come and take a look...
*walks slowly back into shadows, hips swaying, pauses and looks over shoulder at Sid, licks lips, and disappears into shadows*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 21, 1999
Well hellooooo !!!!
My my.... there are soooo many of you !!
I take it you are related ??
I would just love to look at your orchard..... Please, lead the way !!!
Sid.....
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Venus In Leather Posted Nov 22, 1999
Of course we're related. Can't you spot the resemblance dearest Sidney?
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 22, 1999
Do you know the Fish Killer????
(also whispers to VIL about bargain with VIC)
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 23, 1999
Dam...... I've been fooled again !!!!
Sisters??
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Venus in Marmite Posted Nov 23, 1999
You either love us, or hate us - we'll just have to see how this develops.
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Bruce Posted Nov 23, 1999
Being an Aussie I think I'd have to prefer Venus in Vegemite
;^)#
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Venus in Marmite Posted Nov 23, 1999
Ah, to be sure, to be sure. Vegemite is indeed the superior product, but here in Ireland Marmite is all we have. So, we bathe n Marmite.
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 23, 1999
How about Venus in Blackcurrant Jam? That's the really important question in my opinion...
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Venus In Leather Posted Nov 23, 1999
Welcome, sis. You bring glad tidings from the Emerald Isle, I see. Ignore little Bluey, he's an unsociable fellow. But he will never drive a wedge between us girls, I can say.
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 24, 1999
We're all far too close for that, aren't we ViL? 
Our mission is to encourage the growth, blossom and re-seeding of love, in all it's precious forms. Anyone who does not come with love, generosity and forbearance, is not a true Venus.
Be kind to Bluebottle...love is the greatest therapy...
Share and enjoy.
Vic xx
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 24, 1999
I'm keeping a little black book on you lot!!!
Especially you Vicky....
Sid.....
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 24, 1999
This is a question for all Venuses: Why, if your aims are so moral and uplifting, do people not like you? Surely there must be something imperfect about you?
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 24, 1999
That's not it - it's just they're conspiring at our expense, and I'm just trying to work out why - plus get attention along the way.
Venus in Cider & Flares are okay, it's the others I don't trust...
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Nov 25, 1999
You guys! I should come round there and bang your heads together...
Vic xx
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 25, 1999
Indeed you should - why don't you come over to NAVAL and do just that!
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Nov 25, 1999
But I thought their aim was to win people over with love... not banging people's heads together.
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- 1: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 20, 1999)
- 2: Venus In Cornflowers (Nov 20, 1999)
- 3: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 21, 1999)
- 4: Venus In Leather (Nov 22, 1999)
- 5: Bluebottle (Nov 22, 1999)
- 6: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 23, 1999)
- 7: Bluebottle (Nov 23, 1999)
- 8: Venus in Marmite (Nov 23, 1999)
- 9: Bruce (Nov 23, 1999)
- 10: Venus in Marmite (Nov 23, 1999)
- 11: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 23, 1999)
- 12: Bruce (Nov 23, 1999)
- 13: Venus In Leather (Nov 23, 1999)
- 14: Venus In Cornflowers (Nov 24, 1999)
- 15: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Nov 24, 1999)
- 16: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 24, 1999)
- 17: Bluebottle (Nov 24, 1999)
- 18: Venus In Cornflowers (Nov 25, 1999)
- 19: Bluebottle (Nov 25, 1999)
- 20: Roasted Amoeba (Nov 25, 1999)
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