h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That is all.

only for those who can't handle the pace.

So cows can handle the pace? And the pace of what? Please try to be a little bit more specific and for gods sake annunciate. Nobody understands you you when you mumble into your chest like that.

ALRIGHT THEN I'LL SHOUT, and re the cows, I think you know what I mean

So if all cows like dairy and everything that likes dairy can handle the pace, then everything that can handle the pace is a cow. Stands to reason. Moo. (That was a moo at and not with)
I think I may be lowering the tone of intellectual debate on your website. But, dammit, the stranglehold dairy products have on modern society is a compelling and important an issue - I for one am no longer prepared to snatch the (metaphorical)lifeblood of baby cows' from their very lips in order to service a need borne of dairy board advertising. Have you no shame?

Sorry, you have posted an illogical argument, your membership will now be terminated.

If any of the above was true, you wouldn't be prepared to eat baby cows either. Regardless (a) you know I have no shame (I thought that would be clear by now) and (b) I can think of greater abuses in the world than those for which the Dairy Board are responsible. Who is really accountable?

Simon Noonan

i knew it