h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah. Much nicer. A lot more room. Still no mint-flavoured brimstone around though.

I've got some cabbage flavoured fire around somewhere if you want it.

I don't like cabbages.

But Cabbages are an essential part of the Irish menu.

the only cabbage ive ever seen looks like its been to chernobyl and back

Does it speak Ukranian?

Me likes that sort of cabbage that looks, smells and tastes like a doughnut... ~grin~... they are called... er... er... me forgot!!!

~Greebo wonders around scratching her head~

Here, Greebo, have a doughnut-flavoured, doughnut-lookalike, doughnut-smelling cabbage...

That looks suspiciously like it's been genetically modified.

*Peregrin surreptisiously pages his Greenpeace contacts. Suddenly five white containment suit wearing commandos burst through the windows, and all aim their flamethrowers at the cabbage. Soon there is nothing left except a small pile of dust, which one of the commandos neatly sweeps into a minature dustpan. They leave.*

Here, Greebo, you don't want any of that GMO rubbish. Here, have a PROPER, original, donut.

*bursts out crying at the sight of commandos*

Cabbage stands up to commandos and says.

Menya savoot Cabbage.

Da. I'm a Cabbage from the Chernobyl region, but I am not genetically modifies any more than you ape decendants are from the prieval slime.

Hmm. H2G2 is moving slower than a tortoise in a Skoda on the M25 today.

Hey... me was just jogging on the M25 and a tortoise in a Skoda just past me... wierd coincidence or what?????

Did it pass you going the other way?
If it overtook you, I'll have to rethink my metaphors.

Well, I was out jogging on the M3 and I noticed a donut pass me in a Greebo...

Were you by any chance sitting beside a tortoise in a Skoda Oh One Celled one???

No, I was actually jogging on the road, not inside a Skoda...

The other day I rowed a boat, and then a tortoise in a skoda as well as TWELVE doughnuts in a Greebo as well as a Roasted Amoeba came over me.
Next time I get a boat, I'm getting one with an outboard motorcar.

oh.

Was ist das?