h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, here's Percy. He's come back. (I apologise for interrupting)

Nice foot. I hate when your feet go off on their own. Unless I'm concentrating then my feet often wonder. This usually happens when I'm walking up stairs AND talking to someone at the same time, resulting in me falling UP stairs! Most embarrasing.

On the subject of carrots. To be quite honest I can't confirm any meeting between my mind and Harold until such time as my mind returns. It left one night after a huge drinking session leaving the message "need a good kebab, off to Turkey...or Greece". To be Barry (I don't like being frank (sorry, my mind took the little humour I had)) he seemed rather confused so may have taken the long way around.

I'll get back to you a soon as he returns. Until then you'll have to put up with a rather humourless, mindless person. Not to mke you feel sorry for me or anything. My mind will return...won't he?

That picture is actually of Herbert, my right foot... Bluebottle made a small clerical error... Herbert is still with me at the moment, it's Percy who's wandered off.

I can imagine how falling up stairs could be most embarassing.

I think your mind will return, the instruction manual for that model specifically states that it will. But then, what do instruction manuals know?

I shall await your mind's return, then.

My mind is back!!

Very tired after it's trip so will now sleep. I think I'll be tempting it out with some alchohol at some stage tomorrow though.

It seems much improved so might not be needing Harold's after all.

Have either of you checked out this thread yet? I think you both could do some great stuff with it.

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=19585&thread=27049