h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 So, today I finished school. It feels strange. It doesn't feel much different, because I had an exam in the afternoon, which meant that I had to stay at school, and didn't get to celebrate with my friends, but it is quite strange suddenly to be severed from something that has been a very great part of my life for nearly 18 years now.

I am quite glad to leave - I've been bored and past enjoying school for quite a bit now, but it's also fairly scary feeling totally set free...

Anyway, off to celebrate with the parents and some raw fish!

My dear Smiley

I should stay off the subject of tuna if I were you. Jack is becoming increasingly upset at the sheer tonnage of harmless fishes being consumed by you chaps. Normally, of course, that wouldn't matter. But unlike most dolphins, he's armed. And he has your email address.

You have been warned...

But I like tuna!
I like salmon more though!

Don't worry - I don't cook it before I eat it - now THAT would be brutal!

(as to my email address - I doubt he has it... I use millions, and only one is my 'real' email address - specifically so I can envelope reject and prevent spamming from people with a mission, like him!)