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Gale Force 12
Researcher 98233 Started conversation Nov 30, 1999
It is very cold here and the wind is blowing Gale Force 12 - HURRICANE FORCE.
Things move very quickly past my window at the moment - mostly parts of my house and its surrounds.
Gale Force 12
Researcher 98233 Posted Sep 8, 2000
Methinks thou ist right.
Things calming down now. Only Force 9 today - a mere zephyr!
How is Melbourne with all those gorgeous athletes with tight bums!?
Love F
Gale Force 12
melbourne mark Posted Sep 8, 2000
All the tight bums are in sydney, the tight wads are in Melbourne, including one who is kicking himself in his slightly tight bum that he didn't make the effort to see you when he was relatively close!
Only sport in Melbourne at the moment is long range Frances baiting...
See Old Jock correspondence!!!
Love, M.
Gale Force 12
Researcher 98233 Posted Sep 22, 2000
Back from the south after immense horse-rustling trip.
Ferry trip home was in a stupendous Gale Force 9 and I can honestly say that I felt every wave, and could have curled up in a corner and died.
Glad to be home. Wish you had made the effort and tested the waters (you can always fly - takes one hour).
As to long range Frances-baiting, I am glad it is not of Olympic scale, as you may find I bite. There are men out there who bear the scars, I jest not!
Love
F xx
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melbourne mark Posted Sep 22, 2000
I wish you fair winds and blunt teeth, I also wish you....no, I'll save it for one of our private e mails
Love, Your Ozzie e-man
Gale Force 12
Researcher 98233 Posted Sep 23, 2000
You should be careful what you wish for ..... it might come true.
Where are these private e-mails then? Are you too busy for me? I am feeling neglected. It can be very lonely here with only 22 squillion sheep to talk to. Nah, I'll stop whinging. Today was a nice day and I took my horse for a gallop along the sandy beach. It was very good.
Love,
Your Shetland shepherdess
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